Feliz Ano Novo

A todos os que aqui passam por bem.... Aos outros, ja se sabe....
E esperemos que 2010 seja um ano decente, ja que 2009 foi o pior aninho da minha vida so far....

Enfim, venham so coisas boas na nova decada que comeca e Deus me de paciencia pra um fim de semana de sandoscas que me espera (tou na Tulipalandia....)


Happy New Year!

Home sweet home

Hora prevista de chegada: 2 pm
Hora de chegada na realidade: 3 am

Bilhetes comprados: 4
Horas em gatwick: perdi a conta.
Viagens no gatwick express: 3

PQP muita gente da tap, da BA, da easyjet, da BAA, do tempo, e do caralho a quatro.

E nossa

E hoje a casa e nossa. Ja temos a chave e amanha comecam as obras.

Se houvese energia para mais falava das outras coisas, mas nao ha, estou exausta. Estou farta de acordar as 4 da matina pra trabalhar, preciso de sossego....

Punjabi Jingle

Nao resisti. Foi um cliente que mo mandou....

Darling querido, vai pra puta que te pariu

O Alistair darling falou, e como sempre so lhe saem perolas da boquinha.

Este senhor acha que vai resolver os problemas da economia inglesa atraves de impostos e mais impostos que vao cair sobre isntituicoes que geram lucros pra essa mesma economia e que geram emprego em diversas areas.

E uma medida populista, pra ingles ver, como se diz na minha terra.

A minha pergunta e, sera que o cabrao do idiota nao se apercebe do que esta a fazer? Nao vale a pena ficar neste pais. Nao vale  a pena ficar num pais em que acaba por se pagar 70% em imposto quando se considera tudo all-in, e depois ter que pagar pra ter um medico em condicoes , pra ter uma escola em condicoes, etc e quatro.

Ah enquanto os deputados metem dinheiro ao bolso forte e feio, usam tudo o que e esquema de tax avoidance (ah la, alto e para o baile que tax avoidance nao e tax evasionm e e portanto legal)....

Enfim, tou fodida e mal paga, isso sim e que estou....

Furniture update

Ja temos:

- 2 sofas

- 2 camas (uma que ate queriam entregar hoje, quando a gente so tem as chaves pra semana)

- 1 canterbury lindo de morrer

- os armarios do meu dressing room (sao um escandalo, e vao ter festa tipo anuncio da heineken so pra inaugurar)

- um tapete persa

- cadeiras da sala de jantar (quem quiser mesa que use os joelhinhos faixafavor, mercivaiaocu)

A furniture quest continua pelos saldos e leiloes de Londres e arredores. Ai ai....

Gala Christmas Party

FROM: Patty Lewis, Human Resources Director
> >
> RE:       Gala Christmas Party
> TO:     All Employees
> Date October 1st 2009
>
>
> >
> > I'm happy to inform you that the company Christmas Party will take
> > place on December 23rd, starting at noon in the private function
> > room at the Grill House. There will be a cash bar and plenty of
> > drinks!  We'll have a small band playing traditional carols... feel
> > free to sing along.  And don't be surprised if our CEO shows up
> > dressed as Santa Claus! A Christmas tree will be lit at 1:00 PM.
> > Exchanges of gifts among employees can be done at that time;
> > however, no gift should be over $10.00 to make the giving of gifts
> > easy for everyone's pockets.  This gathering is only for employees!
> >
> > Our CEO will make a special announcement at that time!
> >
> > Merry Christmas to you and your family,
> >
> > Patty
> >
> >
> >
> > Company Memo
> >
> > ________________________________
> >
> > FROM:    Patty Lewis, Human Resources Director
> >
> > TO:         All Employees
> >
> > DATE:    October 2, 2009
> >
> > RE:       Gala Holiday Party
> >
> > In no way was yesterday's memo intended to exclude our Jewish
employees.
> > We recognize that  Hanukkah is an important holiday, which often
> > coincides with Christmas, though unfortunately not this year.
> > However, from now on,  we're calling it our "Holiday Party."  The
> > same policy applies to any other employees who are not Christians
> > and to those still celebrating Reconciliation Day.  There will be no

> > Christmas tree and no Christmas carols will be sung.  We will have
> > other types of music for your enjoyment.
> >
> > Happy now?
> >
> > Happy Holidays to you and your family,
> >
> > Patty
> >
> >
> >
> > Company Memo
> >
> > ________________________________
> >
> > FROM:   Patty Lewis, Human Resources Director
> >
> >
> > TO:        All Employees
> >
> > DATE:   October 3, 2009
> >
> > RE:        Holiday Party
> >
> >
> > Regarding the note I received from a member of Alcoholics Anonymous
> > requesting a non-drinking table, you didn't sign your name.  I'm
> > happy to accommodate this request, but if I put a sign on a table
> > that  reads, "AA Only", you wouldn't be anonymous anymore.  How am I

> > supposed to handle this?
> >
> > Somebody?
> >
> > And sorry, but forget about the gift exchange, no gifts are allowed
> > since the union members feel that $10.00 is too much money and the
> > executives believe $10.00 is a little chintzy.
> >
> > REMEMBER: NO GIFTS EXCHANGE WILL BE ALLOWED.
> >
> > Company Memo
> >
> > ________________________________
> >
> > FROM:  Patty Lewis, Human Resources Director
> >
> > To:        All Employees
> >
> > DATE:   October 4, 2009
> >
> > RE:        Generic Holiday Party
> >
> > What a diverse group we are!  I had no idea that December 20th
> > begins the Muslim holy month of Ramadan, which forbids eating and
> > drinking during daylight hours.  There goes the party!  Seriously,
> > we can appreciate how a luncheon at this time of year does not
accommodate our Muslim employees'
> > beliefs.  Perhaps the Grill House can hold off on serving your meal
> > until the end of the party or else package everything for you to
> > take it home in little foil doggy baggy.  Will that work?
> >
> > Meanwhile, I've arranged for members of Weight Watchers to sit
> > farthest from the dessert buffet, and pregnant women will get the
> > table closest to the restrooms.
> >
> > Gays are allowed to sit with each other.  Lesbians do not have to
> > sit with Gay men, each group will have their own table.
> >
> > Yes, there will be flower arrangement for the Gay men's table.
> >
> > To the person asking permission to cross dress, the Grill House asks

> > that no cross-dressing be allowed, apparently because of concerns
> > about confusion in the restrooms.  Sorry.
> >
> > We will have booster seats for short people.
> >
> > Low-fat food will be available for those on a diet.
> >
> > I am sorry to report that we cannot control the amount of salt used
> > in the food .  The Grill House suggests that people with high blood
> > pressure taste a bite first.
> >
> > There will be fresh "low sugar" fruits as dessert for diabetics, but

> > the restaurant cannot supply "no sugar" desserts. Sorry!
> >
> >
> > Did I miss anything?!?!?
> >
> > Patty
> >
> > Company Memo
> >
> > ________________________________
> >
> > FROM:   Patty Lewis, Human Resources Director
> >
> > TO:         All F*%^ing Employees
> >
> > DATE:    October  5, 2009
> >
> > RE:         The F*%^ing Holiday Party
> >
> > I've had it with you vegetarian pricks!!!  We're going to keep this
> > party at the Grill House whether you like it or not, so you can sit
> > quietly at the table furthest from the "grill of death," as you so
> > quaintly put it, and you'll get your f*%^ing salad bar, including
> > organic tomatoes..  But you know, tomatoes have feelings, too.  They
scream when you slice them.
> > I've heard them scream.  I'm hearing them scream right NOW!
> >
> > The rest of you f*%^ing wierdos can kiss my *ss.  I hope you all
> > have a rotten holiday!
> >
> > Drive drunk and die,
> >
> > The B*tch from H*ll!!!
> >
> > Company Memo
> >
> > ________________________________
> >
> > FROM:  Joan Bishop, Acting Human Resources Director
> >
> > DATE:   October  6, 2009
> >
> > RE:        Patty Lewis and Holiday Party
> >
> > I'm sure I speak for all of us in wishing Patty Lewis a speedy
> > recovery and I'll continue to forward your cards to her.
> >
> > In the meantime, management has decided to cancel our Holiday Party
> > and give everyone the afternoon of the 23rd off with full pay.
> >
> > Happy Holidays!
> >
> > Joan