E porque hoje e sexta....How to make a woman happy

Esta joke li aqui....

A man only needs to be:

A friend, a companion, a lover, a brother, a father, a chef, an electrician, a carpenter, a plumber, a mechanic, a decorator, a sexologist, a gynecologist, a pest exterminator, a psychiatrist, a good listener, an organiser, a good father, very clean, sympathetic, athletic, warm, attentive, gallant, intelligent, funny, creative, tender, strong, understanding, tolerant, prudent, ambitious, capable, courageous, determined, true, dependable, passionate, compassionate.

Without forgetting to -
give her compliments regularly, love shopping, be well-off, not stress her out, not look at other girls.

And at the same time -
give her lots of attention (but expect little yourself), give her lots of time (and especially time for herself), give her lots of space (never worrying about where she goes).
And it's very important never to forget -
birthdays, anniversaries and arrangements that she makes.

HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY.................

1. Show up naked
2. Bring food.

ps - gajos da blogsfera, leiam e aprendam.
ps2 - gajas da blogosfera, leiam e aprendam! Estes tipos nao precisam de metade das mariquices que a gente lhes arranja.
ps3- gajas da blogosfera, facam a vossa obrigacao de lembrarem a piada a Cilinha, da proxima vez q ela decidir cozinhar bifes pro jantar (depois de 12 horas de escrevatura no estamine) e o Elvis decidir chegar a casa uma hora mais tarde sem se dignar de avisar...
ps4 - Parabens a Mae frenetica. Ela nao me convidou pra festa dela, mas eu ca nao sou mal educada e cabe-me dar-lhe os parabens. Afinal de contas a gaija ate e uma das minhas melhores amigas.